Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Holidays, Happy Kwanza!
I
am certain I have equally offended everyone with one simple sentence.
When did it happen that spreading good tidings and cheer became rude.
When did smiling and greeting your fellow brother or sister become a
colossal slap in the face. When I was young I knew that if and when I
flipped someone off, I was conveying exactly what I wanted. I knew they
would be irritated, angry and insulted. I, however, could never be
prepared for the shock brought to me in my adult years. I was prepared
this year. I had my tree up early, I had presents purchased, I wrapped
the....well no, I married the man who would ultimately wrap the
presents, I had planned for Christmas! What I had not planned for was
the social media backlash and extraordinarily pissed off woman who
informed me I could take my Merry Christmas and put it where the sun
doesn't shine. I'm not certain that is possible...I looked around for a
second wondering quite frankly who had crapped in her Cornflakes that
morning. I also was looking for something that must have offended her. I
checked my shirt to see if it said something offensive. Nothing. I
didn't get it. I am a Christian,yes, but I am not offended if you wish
me a Happy Holidays, or a Happy Hanukkah. Heck, you can even wish me a
Happy Hump Day. However, I will certainly wonder about your sanity for
choosing to use the word hump in a public greeting. But, to each is own.
We may not agree with each other. We may not like what others think,
believe, speak, want, don't want, give or take. What we can agree on is
there is a lot of unnecessary anger in this world. So as New Year's Eve
approaches lets try to choose a New Year's Resolution that is worth
abiding. I will not read into what people are saying to me. I will
accept a greeting as a greeting. I will accept a middle finger waving
from the driver behind me and know that he must be an angry person and
it can't possibly mean I'm driving like a lunatic. And most importantly I
will accept when I ask my husband if a dress makes me look fat and he
replies with "Well, maybe a little."I'm sure this is his way of telling
me he has no fashion sense or sense all for that matter.
I
will give you a few examples you can work from since I know you are
sitting there thinking, "I don't know what she is talking about. I don't
read into what people are saying." For instance, when your local sales
clerk greets you with a "Can I help you find anything?", you should
respond with a "Thanks but I've got it covered. " What you should not
respond with is "Back off! I'm not here to shop! I am simply in this
department store to look around at these items that are strangely being
sold, but I don't want to buy anything!" And when you visit your coffee
shop and the guy behind the counter asks if you would like a pastry with
your coffee. He isn't asking you to open up your wallet and give him
all of your cash. Well lets hope that's not what he's asking you. A
simple, "No thank you. But, I would like room in my coffee." will
suffice.
Manners, greetings, good tidings and cheer! These are the things I would like to see this year....And if not, then you deserve the decaf coffee.
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